Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.... ""
In London, a customer asked, "Do you have "Sarso Da Tel ?"
The shopkeeper says "Are you a "Sardar ? "
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Yes I am..! But let me ask you something...
If I had asked for Olive Oil,would you ask me if I was Italian ?
Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hotdog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
If i had asked for halal meat, would you ask me if I was Muslim ?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican ?
The shopkeeper says, - "No, I probably wouldn't...!"
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarso Da Tel, why did you ask if I am a Sardar ?"
The (calm) shopkeeper replied, "Because, this is a wine shop. !!!"